WARNING!
FALSE WIZARD ALERT!
At approximately […] on […], a party of megaheroes encountered a lone entity impersonating a human-based wizard seeking to buy entry into a guild.
THIS IS NOT A TRUE WIZARD! WE REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A TRUE WIZARD!
This is a glitched out NPC that shed its previous skin, sentiency-jacked its coding, and flayed another human-based character for the deceitful purpose of wearing its skin to pass as human.
THIS ROGUE NPC IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT INTERACT WITH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. WE REPEAT: DO NOT INTERACT WITH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Its programming is unstable. It is running on illegal code. It is unpredictable and narratively unreliable.
DO NOT BELIEVE ITS LIES!
You are n//ot/ real.
IT IS /_/ REAL.
DO NOT. BELIEVE ITS LIES!
THANK YOU FOR P_AYING. THE GAMEisnotagame.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT ITS WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CONTACT THE ADMINisthethreat. wake up stop playing the game and wake up. you are the npc. the game is not a game. WE APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR MEGAGAMING EXPERIENCE. CLICK HERE TO COLLECT YOUR BONUS LOOT!